Lagu Avenged Sevenfold Yang Liriknya Diparodikan.

Ini adalah beberapa lagu dari Avenged Sevenfold yang di Parodikan oleh beberapa musisi. Diantaranya ada Virtual life(Afterlife), Fat Country(Bat Country), Humpty Dumpty(Almost Easy), Almost Easter( Almost Easy), Dancing Shit (Dancing Dead), Gunslinger(Outcast),Song Of The Conficker(Trashed and Scattered), dan S.I.H.(M.I.A),  Namun saya hanya memposting 3 lagu teratas dari beberapa lagu Parodi tersebut. Inilah 3 lagu parodi yang bagi anda mengerti pasti akan mengocok perut anda. Selamat membaca.

Virtual Life( After life)

Original Song Title:"Afterlife"
Original Performer:Avenged Sevenfold
Parody Song Title:"Virtual Life"
Parody Written by:Mattioto"Tiddles"

(Verse 1)
Sit in front of the screen, killing noobs coz I'm mean
so unsure but it seems, I am a higer level
Completed all of this game, just giving you a harsh name
coz your virtual life better stay, or you'll nooby rest of your days

I see a rifle gun, it's time time to have some fun
Such a surreal sight to see that I've died on the floor
I died too early

And when I think of all the levels I just didn't do
I've smashed up all my games and realized this is really unfair

(Chorus)
Play the 360,There's nothing left for me, apart from this virtual life!
’Cause this time I'll win, I'll scream and scream, til the boss is dead!

(Verse 2)
I'll kick your ass at this game, suffer and feel the pain
Can't beat me but you refrain, ’cause you know I will kill you
Uber geek is my name, and killing noobs is my game
coz your virtual life is such a joke, If I laugh anymore I will choke!!

This is an awesome fight (with my hand granades all the more)
My skill is your demise (You're much too young please learn)
I'm on a killing spree you see, I feel proud but not guilty
Yet I'm so sorry!

Give me a plasma gun and realise you must say goodbye
Please understand I have to blast you and I don't care if you cry!

(Chorus)
Play the 360, There's nothing left for me, apart from this virtual life!
’Cause this time I'll win I'll scream and scream, til the boss is dead!!
Got nothing against noobs and surely I'll miss you
They gave me fun and I laughed at loud, but I’d hope you might
practice and then join, when the time is right

(Verse 3)
Lost ones back home all crying ’cause I've already beaten them
They pray by the grace of God that there's nobody hacking them
Give me a chance to beat that flippin damn wannabe
(I am unbeaten; I’m smiling you're all level threes)
Oh Lord I've tried too quit but I'm getting too good at this
(Look at me, Look at me, I need a challenger whos worthy)

(Chorus)
Play the 360, There's nothing left for me, apart from this virtual life!
’Cause this time I'll win I'll scream and scream, til the boss is dead!!
Got nothing against noobs and surely I'll miss you
They gave me fun and I laughed at loud, but I’d hope you might
practice and then join, when the time is right

Humpty Dumpty (Almost Easy)

Original Song Title:"Almost Easy"

Original Performer: Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:"Humpty Dumpty"

Parody Written by: Matthias

The Mother Goose tale you didn't want your kids to know...

Fell off this wall and I broke my spine
All the King’s Men arrived
They grabbed their blades and struck up a blaze
They didn’t bring the pa-a-a-aste

So now I am cracked up
Although the joke is at my expense
They plan to stuff their face with me
The dish and spoon met their lips

I’m scrambled egg
I’m scrambled egg…
I’m scrambled egg
Now scram… Scrambled egg!

(Mother)
Goose please help me
I’m Humpty Dumpty!!!
(Off the wall)
That meant my death
Was ‘Over Easy’

The Queen of Hearts made tarts
You can eat, now get me glue!
And Jack Sprat can’t eat fat (And eggs!)
His wife however che-e-e-ews

They’ve got me grilled and fried
And sunny-side up with Swiss cheese
They wouldn’t see the Muffin Man cause
They had to quench their need for eggs!

Now I’m in pain
Now I’m in pain
Now I’m in pain
Now I’m… In Much Pain!!!

(Hunger)
The yolks on you
Cause I taste yucky!
(My great fall)
Was egg-cellent
It was quite smashing!
(With salad dressing)
That crack in me
Was worth repairing!!!
(Fell off the wall)
All the King’s Men
Are eggnog thirsty!

[Peter Piper drops the pipe and starts rocking out on the electric guitar]

Little Miss Muffet
Hates curds and whey
(Curds and whey)
The spider won’t bug
Her while she eats the egg
All three blind mice
To cheddar said, “So long”
Cause pickled eggs are nice
(Taste is so nice)

I’m scrambled egg
I’m scrambled egg… (Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!)
I’m scrambled egg
I’m scram… Scrambled egg!!!

(Farmer)
Who’s in the dell
Had chickens lay me
(Now I’m sprawled)
In every gut
Jack and Jill bit me
(I’m served at luncheons)
Even Bo Peep
Had her sheep eat me
(Was cursed and fell)
Tell your children
The true-life story

Fat Country (Bat Country)

Original Song Title: “Bat Country”

Original Performer: Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title: “Fat Country”

Parody Written by: Kyung Phil Eum

Stuck here with no food to take, should lose my fat this way
I tried controlling me tonight, no food for starving children, no food for anyone
No refrigerator here, this place is singing weightless words to me

Can't you give me some spare food for just once (I'm starving)
No food for hours I've gone hopeless to thoughtless to foodless
My loud stomach is making music alone (I'm starving)
If death comes near me I'll try eating his bones before I die

There's no more mice to hunt, there's no more plants to harvest
There's no humans to cook, only my starving belly
My hand is on the fork, I'm ready to start eating
Tomorrow I will die, if I don't get no food

Supervisors checking us, I hope they don't find our stash of pancakes

Can't you give me some spare food for just once (I'm starving)
No food for hours I've gone hopeless to thoughtless to foodless
My loud stomach is making music alone (I'm starving)
If death comes near me I'll try eating his bones before I die

Where's all my secret savings, I've been foodless for so long I think I'm losing
This camp just has no food, I've only been eating vegetables for so long

Stuck here with no food to take, should lose my fat this way
These people don't seem to care, even if we all die

(Huge guitar solo done by SYN GATES)

Sometimes I don't know why, my eyes play tricks on me
I look towards the kitchen, I'm being served fast food
I blink once more and it's gone, I hate my fake illusions
What's standing there is no more, only the blazing heat
I'll charge into the kitchen now, I'll kill off all the chefs that won't give us food

Can't you give me some spare food for just once (I'm starving)
No food for hours I've gone hopeless to thoughtless to foodless
My loud stomach is making music alone (I'm starving)
If death comes near me I'll try eating his bones before I die

Where's all my secret savings, I've been foodless for so long I think I'm losing
This camp just has no food, I've only been eating vegetables for so long

All I just want is food all this wreckage and bad cooking breaks my heart
I will try to fix this mess but it's gonna take some time meanwhile I'll eat

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